The Washington Post's Tim Carman goes on the offensive against food-related Halloween costumes — which, if you didn't know, are totally sexy. In fact, he declares, he would "never be caught dead" in something like a banana suit: "On Halloween, I have no interest in being seeded, destemed, diced, pureed, tossed, chopped, spread, creamed, braised, smoked, Cryovaced, steamed, stir-fried, breaded or prepared by any other culinary method with vaguely sexual undertones." Ew. [WaPo]
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