Rare Brews Bash at ChurchKey; Vidalia Has Got Your Pies

LOGAN CIRCLE—Kick off your Thanksgiving holiday with rare beers and a party at ChurchKey, which is throwing what it is calling "an American rare craft beer extravaganza." They're going to have Allagash, DC Brau, Stillwater, Stone, Great Lakes, Schlafly, Dogfish Head, Bell's, various Christmas ales, DC Brau-Stillwater collaboration NATAS, a pumpkin collaboration beer from Stone, Elysian & The Bruery and more. This all gets started at 6 p.m. [EaterWire]

PIE WIRE—More good news for procrastinators who love pie! Vidalia has alerted Eater that they've extended their Thanksgiving pie-ordering deadline to never thanks to high demand. Call 202-659-1990 to order from a selection of pecan, lemon chess and pumpkin pies for $19.95 apiece. [EaterWire]

MT. VERNON SQUARE—Prince of Petworth notes that this is the Passenger's two-year anniversary and, accordingly, they are celebrating all week long with $2 Schlitz and two-for-one shots of rye. [PoP]

SHIT PEOPLE STEAL—The Plate has a by-the-numbers report on Hill Country, which includes how much moist brisket is sold each month, how many pounds of dry rub they use and, very importantly, how many mason glasses are stolen each week. The answer is two or three dozen. [The Plate]