Top Cheffage

Now that the first couple episodes of the critically panned Life After Top Chef have aired, Eater National declares Bravo's new show is "just a boring vortex of lies." It is now officially deathwatched. Meanwhile, the show's star Spike Mendelsohn is now shilling Captain Morgan recipes. He shares his creative process with Washingtonian: "I just picture myself dressed up in a pirate outfit on a pirate ship sailing through the Caribbean, and what kind of drinks and food would I make." [Eater National, Washingtonian]