Good Stuff Eatery has officially set its Crystal City opening date for May 9, and because why the hell not, there is now a promo video to mark the occasion. It's a short video and involves a man supposedly canoeing his way from Virginia to DC because "whenever I want to sink my teeth into a burger from Good Stuff Eatery, I have to brave the Potomac like George Worshington. Not anymore." Someone also throws a milkshake at his head.
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