Oh man, here it is, the long-awaited preview for the Piratz Tavern episode of Spike TV's Bar Rescue, scheduled to air on July 22. Host Jon Taffer takes the pirate-costumed employees of the pirate-themed bar for bad drinks, inedible food and the bar's massive debt. A server named Archer decides not to take it, saying, "There is a grown man yelling at the top of his lungs at people who aren't children." To which Taffer replies, "You're dressed like a six-year-old child. I wouldn't talk about that."
As we all know, (spoiler!) the Bar Rescue makeover into Corporate Bar & Grill did not exactly work out and even resulted in a big bonfire of the Taffer-provided logo. As one employee foreshadows in the trailer: "It's a pirate bar. If you don't like it, get the fuck out."
Video: Bar Rescue: Preview - Piratz Tavern
|Preview - Piratz Tavern|