When opening a restaurant, clearly every detail is important, from the food to the decor. But a customer's first impression will come when he or she hears the name of the restaurant. Some are goofy, some are vulgar, some are unintentionally amusing and some are just plain awful. So now we come to this Friday's Open Thread: What Are The Worst Restaurant Names in the DC Area? Share your thoughts in the comments, or send a nomination to the always-open tipline.
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