The Zaniness of Thomas Foolery; BOGO Lobster at 2941

ALEXANDRIA— Don't mess with Cathal Armstrong. The Restaurant Eve chef just won another Tae Kwon Do championship. [Facebook]

DUPONT CIRCLE— Thomas Foolery is opening Wednesday and it sounds unapologetically zany. Young & Hungry has all the details, from its embrace of Smirnoff to its wacky beer list to its angry hour to its candy store to its...oh, just read it. [WCP]

FALLS CHURCH— They're giving away lobster. 2941 is doing a promotion this summer where all lunch entrees featuring lobster are buy one, get one free. That includes dishes like warm lobster roll, lobster BLT sandwiches and more. The deal runs through the end of the month. [EaterWire]

U STREET— So, to put it bluntly, it's gross out. A margarita could help soothe things, especially this frozen one from Taqueria Nacional. [GoG]

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