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CLARENDON— Chris Bukowski's ladies-definitely-allowed sports bar, Bracket Room, has released its menu, which means women must like superfruits, petit steamed bao buns, Philly Cheesesteak egg rolls and gummy bear shooters. The bar is slated to open in August. [EaterWire]
A MOVEABLE TWEET— Serious offer...or mockery of Ashton Kutcher's Ketchup restaurant at National Harbor? From Bearnaise's Spike Mendelsohn on Twitter, "Hey @aplusk - new restaurant venture I want to develop with you, called Mustard." [Twitter]
CURBED CUTS— Best real estate listing ever? Casey Patten of Taylor Gourmet is offering five years of free hoagies to the person who buys his swank Chinatown apartment [Curbed]
VARIOUS LOCATIONS— Prince George's County, you may not have water, but you can get a deal at a Kimpton restaurant. The hotel company is offering 15 percent off to residents of the county at its restaurants in D.C. and Virginia, as well as discounted hotel rooms, due to the repairs going on there that will leave many without water. [EaterWire]