Top Cheffage

Honestly, there's no need to watch Top Chef: Masters anymore, when there are Washingtonian's Jess Voelker's hilarious recaps to read instead. Beet sorbet aside, D.C.'s own Bryan Voltaggio is still going strong on the series; read Voelker's report for all the Yo Gabba Gaba! creepiness, condescension towards women and overinflated drama included the show's last two episodes. [Washingtonian]