Rose's Luxury Loses a Sign — and Some Soap

Welcome back to Shit People Steal, in which we ask restaurateurs what items in their restaurant have been (or are frequently) stolen.

One of the fun, quirky accents in the uber-hot restaurant Rose's Luxury has gone missing. The restaurant's little sign, which read, "Fuck Perfect," has been stolen from the premises.

"Just a brief F-U to the person that stole our Fuck Perfect sign. Now back to our regular scheduled programming," the restaurant Tweeted today. Owner Aaron Silverman tells Eater the restaurant has also been constantly plagued with customers stealing the little soaps in Rose's Luxury's bathroom. They can't even keep backup soap in the bathroom anymore as a result, and staff members have to constantly check the restroom to see if refills are necessary.

The restaurant will offer free dinner to anyone who returns the sign, even though naturally they're reluctant to reward thievery. Luckily, the restaurant's "awesome" sign remains in its rightful place.
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