The listicle everyone was waiting for: Playboy has named its 101 Best Breakfasts in America.
Time to frame a copy, Founding Farmers — the Foggy Bottom restaurant is on the list, which promotes various restaurants all across the country. Playboy describes Founding Farmers as a place "where you're just as likely to run into bankers as you are to overhear lefty professors discussing universal health care." Sure.
Dine like a Playboy reader and order the red flannel hash.
Also on the list: Ted's Bulletin, where Playboy "highly suggests" you order the homemade pop-tart.