"A 5 Year Old Kid Could(Can) Cook Better"

A roundup of helpful — and not so helpful — reviews from the message boards.

by Alison Baitz Dec 29, 2014, 12:15pm EST

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Another strange feature was the music they chose. It was slightly too loud and too chaotic for brunch on Sunday. [Yelp]

The incongruous atmosphere is 1/2 sports bar and half music club with neither really satisfying. [Yelp]

This is the worst brunch I have ever had in my life! [Yelp]

One of my true tests of a restaurant is how they treat the calamari and it was really disappointing. [Yelp]

The meat was hard the taste was blah! [Yelp]

You know how the food at Denny's is, so there's no point in reviewing the food. [Yelp]

The bread is a deal breaker....even fast food chains serve fresh made bread. [Yelp]

After ten minutes in this establishment I felt like bathing myself in Germ-X. [Yelp]

A 5 year old kid could(can) cook better. [US]

No clue what the hype is. [US]