Stunt Foods

Washingtonian boldly takes one for the team and samples Doritos Loaded, now being test marketed at D.C. 7-Elevens. "The ones we sampled were a dense, slightly mushy cross between a Dorito and a mozzarella triangle...Don't expect any gooey deliciousness in the center, as pictured on box; unfortunately these nuclear-orange wedges possess the consistency of hard chicken nuggets." [Washingtonian]