Filed under: The Critics by Missy Frederick@bylinemjf Apr 7, 2014, 12:15pm EDT Share this story Share this on Facebook Share this on Twitter Share All sharing options Share All sharing options for: The Critics Pocket Flipboard Email Someone needs to learn how to go off-script. "'Have you been here before?' asks the server at the restaurant that opened 24 hours earlier," Tweets critic Tom Sietsema. [WaPo] More From Eater DC Sign up for the newsletter Eater DC Sign up for our newsletter. Thanks for signing up! Check your inbox for a welcome email. Email (required) By submitting your email, you agree to our Terms and Privacy Notice. You can opt out at any time. This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply. Subscribe The Latest A Seven Reasons Spinoff Is En Route to Chevy Chase By Tierney Plumb An Ivy City Distillery Releases a New Gin in Support of Abortion Access By Tierney Plumb Maydan’s Owner Stocks a New Online Shop With Trailblazing Winemakers By Tim Ebner Van Ness Wine Bar Acacia Will Close at the End of the Month By Tierney Plumb A Big and Beautiful Bombay Street Food Lands at National Harbor By Tierney Plumb Thompson Hospitality Just Snapped Up Local Thin-Crust Favorite Wiseguy Pizza By Tierney Plumb