'Delicious. Delectable. Delightful.'

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by Missy Frederick@bylinemjf Feb 2, 2015, 1:00pm EST

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A nice change from the usual overpriced bars on U Street. [Yelp]

My instinct after the first bite was to spit it out. [Yelp]

This place has a sauce for every taste bud. [Yelp]

Don't you freaking dare raise your voice and tell me "you just come down here now!"[Yelp]

Extremely disappointed that I wasted 45 mins of my life for food as bad as this [US]

I've never in my 60 yrs experienced as incompetent and unprofessional a staff and facility. [US]

Delicious. Delectable. Delightful. [US]

The only complaint I would have is that everything was on the sweet side. [CH]

The best Gluten-Free Bread in town [DR]

That much unpredictability isn't a desirable trait.[DR]