'Two Stars Because the Smoothie Didn't Suck'

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by Missy Frederick@bylinemjf Feb 9, 2015, 10:00am EST

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Two stars because the smoothie didn't suck. [Yelp]

I HATE when restaurants slice steaks.That's just not right. [Yelp]

Not much on the menu that's not smothered in cheese, butter, drowning in sauce or fried. [Yelp]

Um no, this is not a fad I will fall into. [Yelp]

Definitely in my top 5 dining experiences! [Yelp]

I'd started sweating but couldn't stop eating this dish. [CH]

Every single litem was over salted. [CH]

...the best thing I've eaten this year so far. [DR]

That might have been the worst restaurant biscuit I've ever had. [DR]