'The Artsy-Fartsy Stools Are Not Conducive for Heavy People...'

All the helpful and not-so-helpful reviews from the message boards.

by Missy Frederick@bylinemjf Mar 17, 2015, 10:45am EDT

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Chaplin

Missy Frederick is the Cities Director for Eater.

...wasn't half bad, but based on all the prior reviews, I thought it was going to be orgasmic! [Yelp]

The chicken isn't always tender and juicy but it usually is. [Yelp]

The artsy-fartsy stools are not conducive for heavy people as the way these seats are supported can be discomforting. [Yelp]

I love that you don't have to sacrifice gourmet flavor for healthy options. [US]

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They were a little stingy with the pepperoni. [US]

Perfectly acceptable, but not a destination. [DR]