'It Just Went Down Hill, or Should I Say to a Salt Mill, From There'

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by Missy Frederick@bylinemjf Mar 23, 2015, 11:30am EDT

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"FRESH FRESH FRESH!##"

My review would be five stars except for the noise level in the restaurant it is just too loud and in fact the sound makes the room vibrate. [Yelp]

It just went down hill, or should I say to a salt mill, from there. [Yelp]

I should have skipped lunch altogether rather than ate here. [Yelp]

I simply went out with a positive feeling. [US]

AWFUL!! Don't do it! [US]

I expected more WOW moments at that price... [DR]

...all added up to an OK but not great lunch. [DR]

...they haven't gotten the attention/customer base they deserve. [CH]