'My Rubber Halibut Would Have Made a Nice Chew Toy'

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by Missy Frederick@bylinemjf Apr 14, 2015, 2:00pm EDT

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...pumped I can get my ramen fix before hitting the clubs/bars or going to office meetings in the area. YES![Yelp]

This place was a great deal, full dinner for $20 in Georgetown. [Yelp]

Skate wing- like WOW. [Yelp]

The stupid front door was so difficult to open that I watched at least two sets of patrons walk away. [Yelp]

If this was out in Ashburn, I could maybe forgive most of the flaws, but this is prime real estate in Tyson's Corner! [Yelp]

The man is a genius with food. [US]

My rubber halibut would have made a nice chew toy. [US]

Long lines for skimpy portions of proteins. [DR]

Very nice people in an almost-moribund place. [DR]