'A Pile of Randomly Sliced Meat That Looked Like Dog Food'

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by Missy Frederick@bylinemjf Apr 20, 2015, 11:30am EDT

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Thank you for being DC AS FUCK and not pretentious assholes. [Yelp]

Our greeting host wasn't the warmest, but our bubbly young waitress made up for it.[Yelp]

...these places seem to think the rooftop means we won't notice otherwise mediocre food and terrible service. [Yelp]

A pile of randomly sliced meat that looked like dog food. [Yelp]

One of them told me that my drivers license was fake, began bending it back and forth, and then proceeded to SNAP IT IN HALF. [US]

Medium means burnt on the outside and rare in the middle. Good cornbread though. [US]

...we couldn't stop ordering things. [CH]

wonderfully inventive dishes with a few misses. [CH]