'Looks Like a Dorm Room a College Kid Forgot to Decorate'

All the helpful — and not so helpful — reviews from the message boards.

by Missy Frederick@bylinemjf Apr 27, 2015, 9:15am EDT

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I've been trying donuts here for a decade and this is the #1 spot. [Yelp]

if you like plain tasting beef patties than be my guest and go... [Yelp]

Quite possibly the oddest yet most delightful dining experience I've had the fortune of having in the DC area. [Yelp]

The awful chairs scream "institutional" - they look like something out of a meeting room in a Hilton. [Yelp]

Great place for happy hour if you are looking for a sugardaddy or sugarmomma, or to hear the latest trends in plastic surgery. [Yelp]

Looks like a dorm room a college kid forgot to decorate. [Yelp]

Who cares what the food is like if you're going to be accused of lying then ignored for the rest of the night? [US]

What's up with this line? There's no one inside. [US]

I know it was only the third day, but a very dispiriting meal. [CH]

It was a huge success for a picky 80 year old celebrating his birthday. [DR]

At that price point, I'd go elsewhere for higher-end Italian food next time. [DR]