'Hard to Distinguish From the Rest of the Expensive Steak House Mafia'

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by Missy Frederick@bylinemjf May 18, 2015, 10:14am EDT

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*Hard to distinguish from the rest of the expensive steak house mafia...[Yelp]

*... for the love of god do not bring the elderly anywhere NEAR this place.[Yelp]

*Why am I not putting more hazelnuts in salads?! I love a hazelnut, git in there. [Yelp]

*These naieve hipsters may think you are great but I remember when you really were amazing.[Yelp]

*We, perhaps naively, had thought the downstairs would provide a comfortable, relaxed, romantic setting catering to whiskey connoisseurs. Nope. [Yelp]

$5.75 for a bottle of water is what [they] charged me for a bottle of water that cost $1.50 at Walmart!!! They Suck!!! [US]

*Could this yuppie magarita bar with a corporatized menu have a whole fleet of insanely delicious tacos waiting to turn the heads of those desperate for great, exciting, earthy tacos? [CH]

*Quite authentic to the NY slice style and it thoroughly satisfies a craving...I've been missing "this" for about 30 years. [DR]