'It Was So Bland, I Could Taste Hot Sink Water'

All the helpful — and not so helpful — highlights from the message boards.

by Missy Frederick@bylinemjf Jun 15, 2015, 11:30am EDT

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This is a real dive bar--not a dive bar for yuppies like most of the other dives are in the area. [Yelp]

I'm a sucker for Mexican food, especially when I'm HANGRY! [Yelp]

This is also one of the few places I can order a frozen cocktail and still feel sophisticado. [Yelp]

It was so bland, I could taste hot sink water. [Yelp]

The flavor were so intense that I felt the need to spoon every last drop of sauce into my mouth. [Yelp]

I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS DALE IS, BUT HIS COFFEE GAME IS STRONG. [Zomato]

Just a pile of supremely boring stuff with no culinary purpose. [CH]

One problem I have is that the burger is apparently laced with crack, such that I have to order it almost every time I go. [DR]