'Stunningly Bad Food in a Place...at Peace with its Own Mortality'

All the helpful — and not so helpful — reviews from the message boards.

by Missy Frederick@bylinemjf Jun 29, 2015, 10:45am EDT

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"Had the tongue sandwich and loved it." [Yelp]

"... it was better to throw it away than continue eating." [Yelp]

"I had to eat my "sandwich" like a dog would eat out of a bowl."[Yelp]

"Stunningly bad food in a place that seems to be at peace with its own mortality." [Yelp]

"Chili's has better flat bread and everyone had better wings." [Yelp]

"The food is insane. Fresh! Clean! Real!" [Zomato]

"The vegetable selection here is fantastic."[DR]

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