'I Felt Like I Could Surf On the Waves from the Bass'

All the helpful — and not so helpful — reviews from the message boards.

by Missy Frederick@bylinemjf Jul 27, 2015, 10:00am EDT

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Missy Frederick is the Cities Director for Eater.

"I will say my burger was ground up something, but I doubt it was beef." [Yelp]

"I am so not a fan of high priced steakhouses, but I usually suck in and go just to confirm my feeling." [Yelp]

"I felt like I could surf on the waves from the bass. I love that!" [Yelp]

"Our party spent $545.00 for my birthday dinner, and my dessert wasn't comped (something they do at Denny's for Christ sakes)." [Yelp]

"I'm from new york and it's really hard to impress me because my standards are so high." [Yelp]

"Making a meal of the mezze might be the way to go here, because the appetizers are really good and the kebabs are fine but nothing special." [CH]

"I was frothing at the mouth for some sweet, sweet BBQ action, but found cold BBQ sauce, unremarkable levels of tenderness, and cornbread that tasted like a lemon muffin." [Zomato]

"We split an order of cacio e pepe, and I maintain that it is the best version I've ever had." [DR]

"For a fleeting moment while gazing up at the office building I felt like I was in New Yawk, New Yawk." [DR]