'Next Time I'll Just Stick My Foot Out and Trip Them'

All the helpful — and not so helpful — reviews from the message boards.

by Missy Frederick@bylinemjf Jul 6, 2015, 3:47pm EDT

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"The biscuits were basically chalk and gave me cotton mouth all morning." [Yelp]

"Not really a place to take little kids but you can take your grown friends." [Yelp]

"Best macarons we've tasted in years and that includes selections in New York City, Dallas, and other bakery establishments." [Yelp]

"...the corn bread was so sweet that it was like eating a slice of sponge cake with my meat." [Yelp]

"You need to earn [your] **** reviews, not expect people to just be happy they are in your restaurant." [Yelp]

"Next time I'll just stick my foot out and trip them. That will get their attention." [Zomato]

"My real complaint is the room: it is nothing." [DR]

"I dare you to name a single fish and chips joint that does not also sell authentic mexican street tacos..." [DR]

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