'Not Bad if You Are Drunk or Need Fast Food Now...'

The helpful — and not so helpful — highlights from the message boards.

by Missy Frederick@bylinemjf Aug 10, 2015, 1:00pm EDT

"We'll never go back." [Yelp]

"The reason for the 4 star and not 5 is because of the corn." [Yelp]

"...you walk past the WINE DISPENSER and are even more in awe and wonder." [Yelp]

"Aggressively bad service: our server told us the hour-long delay on our food wasn't his problem, and he was 'just the messenger.'" [Yelp]

"The waiter told us these were small plates-- but 'tiny' or 'minuscule' would be better descriptions." [Yelp]

"I have a new rule on food, never eat anything bigger than my own head." [CH]

"Not bad if you are drunk or need fast food now, but not great food." [Zomato]

"The entire menu was available and the packaging (sauces in separate containers, etc) was excellent." [DR]

"For most diners...it'll be a special occasion place rather than an everyday, neighborhood joint." [DR]

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