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Let 'em down easy
In full public service-mode, Brightest Young Things offers a list of the best bars to break up with someone. So those who have plans to go to Room 11 tonight...consider this a warning. [BYT]
Mud bug wire
Why does Falls Church have three crawfish places? It is unclear. But Jody Fellows is here to break them down by cost, spiciness level and more. [FCNP]
Who needs a charcuterie board?
Jennifer Carroll talks to Food Republic about her plans for D.C. Expect a smoked seafood board at her upcoming restaurant in lieu of a charcuterie board. [FR]
Calling all binge eaters
Headed to the H Street festival this weekend? Swing by Chupacabra, where they're holding an amateur eating contest. [THIH]
, http://thehillishome.com/2015/09/chupacabra-needs-your-belly-diet-what-diet/