Have you been hanging out with your weird Uncle Bill for entirely too long? Has your mother's nagging about why you aren't moving out/married/giving her grandkids driven you to the edge? Do you not celebrate Christmas, and therefore ready to knock out the first fat man in red that you see? With your sanity in mind, Eater has prepared a list of places, from divey to upscale, that serve booze and will, in fact, be open on the night of the 25th. Keep this list bookmarked for next Tuesday.