Baked & Wired's Valentine's heart-shaped Big Ass Conversation Cookies with a buttercream glaze and sugar cookie dough are super sweet, but the cheeky sentiments written on them are less so. Think "I'd Do Me" instead of "Be Mine."

Pick up a heart-shaped, chocolate ganache-covered raspberry mousse and vanilla sponge cake for two at all of Paul's bakery locations from now through Saturday, February 16. The $14.95 Cœur d’Amour cake is decorated with French-y phrases like “Toi & Moi" and "Je t’aime,” or just plain ol' “You & Me" in English.

Cake pops get even cutesier for Valentine's Day with Buzz Bakery's heart-shaped versions, available at both bakery locations in Alexandria and Ballston. The $3.25 cake and buttercream pops are dipped in either white or dark chocolate.

Note to pizza lovers and lovers alike: all pizzas for two sold at Famous Luigi's Pizza on Valentine's Day will be heart-shaped.

Couples at Z-Burger have to kiss at the register to take advantage of the Valentine's Day special buy one, get one free offer. Their reward? A free heart-shaped burger with the purchase of any burger. This deal is available at Z-Burger locations in Columbia Heights, Tenleytown, Southwest and The Avenue at White Marsh in Baltimore.

Also doing the heart shaped pizza thing: Radius Pizza. The Mt. Pleasant neighborhood joint will offer them all night long on Thursday for $12.

Head to one of Righteous Cheese's We Heart Cheese classes and sample cheese, sip on champagne and enjoy accompaniments including heart-shaped shortbread.

Pick up one of Society Fair's "Crazy Without You" Date Night bags, and among the coq a vin and wine, you'll find a heart-shaped Camembert with lemon curd ($100).